## Mathematics

### Mathematics Research

Before I ever finished my undergraduate work in Mathematics I had already twice won the Nobell Prize for *Getting By In Mathematics*
(1993,1994).* Both of these awards came to me while I was in my Junior year when I was studying Differiential Geometry.
While studying DG, I finally realized just how unsuited I am for
intense mathematical research. Though I accepted this
with dignity, I refused to believe that four years of undergraduate math didn't qualify me to create at least a couple of
nifty theorems. I admit the ones I have formulated function more towards the study of the study of mathematics, rather
than mathematics *per se*, but nevertheless I adamantly adhere to their validity and usefulness. I present here the
theorems for which I was awarded the Nobel Prize in 1993.

For the more conservative mathematician, I recommend the Francis 1-2-3 Theorem

### Mathematics History

Below is a form which (through the magic of javascript) allows you
to see a biography of a specific historical mathematicians (my peers).
This form makes a basic search of the
McTutor Archive by last names of
mathematicians. If this search doesn't find the mathematician
you want, link directly to the McTutor Archive for a complete listing.

*DISCLAIMER: This, of course, is the Buddy Nobell prize, sadly too often mistaken with
this other upstart organization
that I guess some people follow. I give them the common courtesy of linking to their site, though they have yet to return
the kindness.